This is what i call "hahahahah WT-fucking-F

His mother just cancelled his WOW (world of warcraft) account..and this is how he feels about it...

Someone has a reason to celebrate this summer....

Archie finally....commits....after 67 years

'One is blond, loyal and kind. The other, raven-haired, charming and rich.
Both great catches in the eyes of many, but after 67 years of being entangled in the comic world's longest-running love triangle, Archie Andrews is set to tie the knot. His fiancé? That vixen Veronica Lodge.'

Thoughts?

wow i am happy - NAT ATTACK

I hope she gets a pre-nup. since veronica is cak'n it and come on betty plays naive but you know she's not even a real blond... I so see Archie planning to marry then dip with half her assets and betty on his arm, all apart of Betty's plan from the begining. if anything Veronica should've went with Reggie, I mean the only difference between him and Archie is that Reggie knows he's an asshole... -Simply Steph

Bam!

I have had an experience similar to what most religious groups call enlightenment. It started during a very cloudy dark day, as i was walking back from a long day of........okay NOT....actually no where close. So the actual story goes with me reading this article on my laptop and out of no where i stumbled on these gorgeous purses and what not....and as usual they are beyond the price range of my affordability....but WAIT.....they are not for purchase....these purses are from this website that allows an individual to RENT it out....obviously you have to link in your credit card digits...and then you either become a member or remain a guest...but anyway...you can rent out your favourite EXPENSIVE/FLASHY blingging purses...and wait there is more....sunglasses, jewelry, watches and all other little things. Its either montly rentals or weekly, depending on how much you want to change around your purse and lets say you fall in love with a purse...you can 'steal' it...not literally but like purchase it. I am going to give it a try, i was too excited so had to share.

Bag Borrow or Steal

(p.s. yes i bet i am the last one to know about this, but as usual i like to share with everyone, what everyone already knows...ha).
(p.s.s. i am sure that jeffree star didnt rent his chanel, but he looks pretty with it, and it looks good with this post lol)

the coolest bo-Ezzzzz in the b.l.o.c.k

The end of the school year is here, and we all know how tough it gets. Most people i have encountered have either stuffed themselves with food or 'workedout' to calm down their nerves...but what does natattack do??? i have watched all and yes like a creeper i have seen almost all the episodes of Jake and Amir on their website . I dont know but it has helped me, obviously no motivation to do any better on exams...but it calmed my nerves for sure...and i love them because they are freakaliously hilarious.

Please click on the following Link to see my favourite work done by them.......

Madonna: Mine is bigger than yoursss

Jesus: Oh my goodness, (*tears*)..you are right...i failed life

The End.

GASP! - Ed westwick and Jessica Szhor!

i can't say anything, apparently they have been dating for months now. i am in shock EXCLAIMATION MARK!!!

Happy Ending - Guy = Is it possible?

Has there ever been a time where there is a happily ever after with :

- Phd degrees (and i add S = plural) from the top notch university resulting in a extremely well paying job?

- The perfect house, car, home accessories....and all that good and shiny hunka junk?

- The Literally walk-in closet, with everything from Giambattista shoes to Gucci Jackets....and even more...?

- the perfect pet.....dogs, cats or for some of us the wild and scary snake from the depths of the amazon?

- Your perfect beauty, bod and health that you have worked years on and spent a whole lotta cash as well....?

All i am trying to say is that is it really possible to have a happy ending without a GUY! i am willing to try.......and i am serious right at this moment (March 11, 2009) at 1:27 am. I have to be honest have never seen a movie where there isnt a guy involved...then again i havent seen all the movies....*sigh..

please feel free to pity, argue, agree or disagree.....

and who said beauty was in the inside?

yes yes yes....you can say whatever you wish to argue with me, but i mean these fellows, or more appropriately ladies, have become such celebrities, i wish i could say that their singing career or tv show has brought them the fame....NOPE its their ability to transform themselves into FAB stars, and that ladies and gentlemen, IS what sets them apart from your collagen filled size zero aliens, wait till they turn 50, then you shall know why they are aliens and not models...

Jeffree Star

(*sigh, how do you get those legs) - one year i tried to accomplish to extend my legs by riding my bike everyday for 60 days during the summer, and i grew 2 cm, yes FREAKIN 2. ha keep in mind i was 13 back then! Now i am mature and wise enough to not have such ridik hopes

RuPaul Andre Charles

"His name is RuPaul Andre Charles and he's gonna be a star! Cause ain't another mother f**ker alive with a name like that!" said by his mama, and i bet she is sure as hell proud right now. Recently i have spotted him on muchmore music hosting this show, and boy its like America's Next top model and Drag had intense sex and gave birth to RuPaul's Drag Race. These men are so gorgeous, well when they dress up and even when they aren't. I had a two second thought of me trying to transform myself into a man and it was quite sad.

This brings me to the conclusion: THIS IS A SKILL, no one can just pull of this sexynessss

.....DONE.....

Who would have known???

So yesterday as i was watching gossip girl online, (aka i am a loser since i am too busy to actually watch it on tv and too cheap to rent it) anyway back to story, i was letting the episode load and i was doing a tiny research on the characters....and guess what i found out?!?!?!

CHUCK-FUCKING-BASS HEADS UP HIS OWN FUCKING BAND.
(The filthy youth)

His parents know him as Ed Westwick, but whatever, In bed I know him as Chuck Bass. I mean I already found him oh so enticing as Chuck in GG but after finding out about him and his band AND how good they sound. Well heels are now over head and I'm ready to do the freaky shit with this stunner. Have a listen, you might find yourself in the same frame of mind after a go.

Come flash all your ladies - Filthy youth
City stop - Filthy youth

News that made me 'lol'

Sometimes things are just so silly that you can't help but 'roll on the floor laughing'.

Everyone makes little typos in their writing, but just imagine making one in the "propostion" where marriage is defined.

Typo In Proposition 8 Defines Marriage As Between 'One Man And One Wolfman

"....Activists on both sides of the gay marriage debate were shocked this November, when a typographical error in California's Proposition 8 changed the state constitution to restrict marriage to a union between "one man and one wolfman," instantly nullifying every marriage except those comprised of an adult male and his lycanthrope partner......." (hahaha so bad)

anyway i just had to share that....if you have any interesting/'lol' news clips to share...it would be great to see....

p.s. The Onion is truly an amusing site, you can never be on it and not laugh at the world...haha

Brrrr

Exams, assignments, and layers of winter clothing, i think everyone has something/ or activity/ that helps them cope with obstacles. With all my drama, i find Mandippal's songs and a scoop of chocolate fudge ice cream very comforting........now if i take the next step and say that watching him perform and eating this ice-cream would be UBER comforting...haha...okay lets pop that bubble and get back to reality!!

(p.s. see this picture, yea i asked mandippal that i took it off his profile, haha, and no he hasn't given me the thumbs up but i am sure he doesn't mind:S) - so there is not copyright garbage

Mandippal Jandu - Million Words

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Breyers Chocolate fudge Ice-cream

I think the ladies of styleontheside have already mentionned this artist...and we have also linked some of his work. By the way this saturday (december 6) mandippal Jandu is performing along with some other cool artist at the Statlers (Church & Wellesley - 471 Church St specifically) in support of FREE THE CHILDREN. I think i might go, because free the children specifically is a foundation that has a soft spot in my heart. I have done some volunteer work in Africa with Free the Children. I think all you cool bloggers should come down. :) tickets are 10 dollars!

So whats one thing that gets you by during your most difficult or stressful time? i am curious..i wonder if i am the only one who eats...lol....i wish i was cool and worked out or did some yoga...but NOPE....haha

p.s. so my favourite winter drink by far has to be Starbucks Peppermint Mocha Twist, those losers make be spend big money everytime i pass by one...but i recommend that everyone gives it a try.Mucho Love

Pa Pa Pa Pokkkeeerrr Face.

I personally always thought the intensity of the game of poker has been kind of hot. With well dressed rich people betting millions of dollars.......okay well anyone can play poker and can bet anything. i am just getting carried away with Casino Royal.....that movie truly got my heart warm and fuzzy.

See this.......

BAM WHAM and then you get this

And did you know that according to some independent studies, winning a poker game increases the sex drive....."scientists have mentionned that chemicals are released due to the rush of adrenalin from bluffing, risking it all on your last hand or when you win big MONEY"

"Some people have gone so far to encourage their partners to play poker so they can take advantage of this chemical rush"..(they must really trust them to win).....and haha obviously when you lose it has "DETRIMENTAL" effect on your sex life...(p.s. moral of this story- do not lose or don't play if you know you will lose).......obviously i am not serious...i think everyone should play poker and see if this information about chemical rush is true...i am planning to give it a try, since i am not shitting money, i will start off by betting with cherrios..(edible and healthy)

anyway i was very amused by this and i was inspire to share some bluffing techniques for those who are planning to play and have sexy time after.

1) always have few players, it easier because of small competition and you can have your two googly eyes on everyonr

2) Try to look at your set of cards with the most emotion-LESS face ever.

3) try to be smooth and bet or raise someone else's bet

4) Once you have made a bet, try to flip the card over and show em who's the boss, sometimes flipping it over and smiling slightly scares the SHIT out of them!!

5) always have a story ready with your bet....

6) most importantly which i kind of wanted to add...LOOK HOT...

Condoms and Fashion?..wait for it...waiiiiiit.....BAM -> Adriana Bertini

I have come across many talented fashion designers, whether its top notch Stefano Gabbana & Domenico Dolce or some young funky vintage shopper who makes their own style. But tonight i have come across someone very unique.....Adriana Bertini...(before you google this artist because many of you might be already fed-up with my rubbish)...hear me out....this brazilian lady was volunteering at an aids prevention group obviously to create awareness and was inspired by working with the children.........Next thing you know, she was using her talent as an artist to create couture out of EXPIRED or quality test REJECTED condoms to make dresses, skirts and suits.



Already its so pretty amazing/crazy funky...oh my gosh i love it......These designs are vibrant and to be honest when i was looking at her stuff, i could not blink...i was sooo......yep...you take a look and tell me!
We take a condom and i assume that majority of us just snap them on us or our partner, but Adriana no no no....she cuts, twists, shapes, melts, pastes, colors, crochets and sculpts them and HOURS later you have a gown made with 6 Thousand 5 hundred condoms!

its fashion and charity work all in one, Tres Cool i say!

Mucho love.

I fought the war, but the war won't stop for the love of god

So here i am jaming out to metric....and sitting in front a computer trying to not fall asleep. I have been working on the same file for the last 4 hours!!!!!.....yes ladies and gentlemen FOUR hours...its not me i promise......the file is ridiculous. I could go on about the status of my work, but i more interesting things to say......yesterday i had bought my first issue of Cosmo girl EVER....and let me tell ya it was goooood. Once you start reading it, you start getting this sad idea of our world. Cosmo girl dumbs everything for you.....and please don't fool yourself. I have only two postive things to say about it, 1) It does not bore you 2) everyone needs to read atleast one issue in their life time

So todays lesson is get yourself a cosmo magazine and see how it tingles your toes...

mucho love
nat-attack

Monster hospital (MSTRKRFT remix) - metric

I never thought that this day would come....who would have thought that my best friend would be getting married before me. Hey don't get me wrong, i am very happy, i just wished i felt the same about the bride's maid dress.

so i am standing in front of this yellow dress in the hotel room. Like seriously what was steph thinking.

as i let my thoughts carry me away, there was a loud knock on my door. I obviously ran with my dress half done. To my surprise it is steph's soon to be husband.
"ryan, what are you doing here?"
he didn't not respond, he just closes the door behind him and he slowly approaches me. At this point i could hear his heartbeat racing. With no hesitation i lost self control and lose myself in his beautiful blue eyes. He was staring right into my soul, i could no longer feel any senses over my body. i could not help myself, so i kiss him. when our lips met, i could not pull myself away. His gentle soft hands were caressing my hips. I felt like there was music playing in the background, like we were in a club. It was getting very hot and the kissing didn't really stop, i just wanted to get out of that yellow dress.

okay hold up....Ryan was never like this, he was always quiet and it was almost like he spoke a foreign language only to me, i did not understand his actions or words, it was the number one turn off about him. i remember in school, he would always make eye contact, but never actually physically wave or communicate with me. He was the president of student council, and he would make all these speeches in front of the student body, but never said a word to me. Instead make eye contact with me, trying to get my attention like some pathetic bollywood movie. Anyway i could never understand him. Then he and steph met, which brings us to this event after 2 years of dating. we were never friendly to begin with, never really spoke. But the first time that i kind of felt anything, was during a christmas party where we were all there. Ryan was surprsingly very friendly. He dragged me to the dance floor and danced with me throughout the whole night. then when i finally started to feel the five inch heel that i was wearing, i went to sit down and he followed. he sat really close to me and started to caress my hands. i was very shocked but the look in his eyes gave me the courage to feel comfortable with it. thank god, it was dark and no one could really see.

Ryan and i never had any chemistry, he was always very hard to read. Obviously i never felt any emotion for him. it was just whatever happened just happened. i did not question. Things between us, never really rose to any extreme till today when he came into my hotel room and it had to happen on the day where i had to wear a quiet tacky dress.

Our relationship was quiet weird, deep inside i have always wanted to take a chance and test out this awkwardness. This obviously leads me to the time, when we went to this concert, there he was to himself and after a couple of glasses of wine, i definitely wasn't myself. I kept on hugging him and tried to touch his hands at every chance i got. No one took it seriously, because everyone knew that i was drunk. But ryan was not hesitant, he hugged me back and he was accepting to my actions. To be quiet frank, i am sure if i feel anything for him.

Now here we are still kissing, as i had a slight flashback of all these things, and still could not understand how anything like this could happen. I just wish i could atleast read him.

Then out of no where i hear a loud knock on the door, my heart stops beating, i immediately stop staring at the yellow dress and run towards the door.

'Nat, why aren't you ready yet'

i sigh and reply 'Anna, i honestly think the color yellow makes me sad'


mucho love

nat-attack

Pretty...um.....hilarious!

When people say that boredom creates no productivity. Thats a lie for my case, after a long and stressful day of studying for my exam. I was curious to know what certain terms meant, preferably vulgar terms. Urban dictionary fulfilled that, until I ran out of words.....and moved on to sillier things like names...my name.......

Natasha -> In Turkey, "Natasha" is a slang term meaning "prostitute". In particular, the word refers to Russian prostitutes.

- Usage in a sentence -> Let's get drunk and pick up some Natashas tonight.

Okay so there are more positive ones, but seriously who doesn’t like the dirty ones!
then obviously after u moved on to Steph’s name

Stephanie -> The sexiest girl in the world

- Usage in a sentence -> Pamela Anderson is a stephanie

Steph’s is not that dirty but definitely is quiet true (wink, nudge, wink, nudge, push off the ledge)
And finally I could not forget Jae....her one was pretty......pretty R rated!

Jae -> A skank, whore, or considerably promiscuous person; in this case, preferably one of Korean heritage. May also be used to refer to someone that gets laid, but complains that they do not get laid as much as they should be. One who loves sex

-Usage in a sentence -> Oh my gosh, he did WHAT with him?! What a Jae!

It was very amusing, I mean these are definitely not true, but it made my stress go away and i will go back to my lovely studying!!! Take a look and have fun with your names or any word that gets you curious ( www.urbandictionary.com ).

Peace and mucho love
Nat-attack

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an extra little bit from the "considerably promiscuous person", who is actually NOT korean, but filipino, & is not actually promiscuous...jae.

i know we all love gossip girl. i know i do, & the rest of us at SOS do, so i`m going to automatically assume we all do.
i wished to myself that there was a way i could download it to put it on my ipod [i know, downloading? so illegal & not cool!].
then, i found this. GOSSIP GIRL ONLINE. this link i provided you gives you a way to download it, & it looks actually pretty much legit, compared to those funky chinese sites where i would normally have gone in search of gossip girl goodness.

& also, i love the music on GG. a lot, in fact. i figured, we all love music, right? so why not check a look at THIS BEAUTIFUL SITE, where the soundtrack list is found. i`m in love with everything on it. & the plus to this is, while i`m listening to some of these songs, i narrate the scene from gossip girl in which the song played. in my head, of course. it`s a lot of fun.

hope that helps ease a bit of your gossip girl tension for the week! can`t wait until the next episode!!!

you know you love me, XOXO
-jae. [i`m not promiscuous.]