I want..

... to fall in love. And because I wrote that, that 'special someone' just got run over by a 18 wheeler. That's just how the world works. You throw it out there for the world to know, and it'll throw it back in your face, laughing. You want world peace? Pray for the anti-Christ. But the social world works that way too. And that's why you admit to nothing you want, in the social world. You want to look drunk? Swear you're sober. You want to bed her on the first date? Tell her you want to take it slow. You want to offend someone in the office? Start off with 'I hope you don't take this the wrong way'. This is how you get what you want, with the best results. I mean there are other ways to get what you want but it's called douche-baggery, rape & harassment - respectively.

Anyone have spare tickets for the XX in toronto?
Stars - The XX (myspace)

I'd apologize for the state of this blog. But I'm well aware no one gives a fuck. Here's some girl on girl ufc-esque throw down for your hedonistic pleasure.

this post is a part of the Quantity over Quality initiative.