Current Intern opening here at a side order of style

We are on a search for overqualified personal servants. We are far too busy being awesome to not have slaves interns. Slutever inspired...

Terms of Employment: 20 hours a week minimum, Day, Evenings

Salary:N/A (Your travel / expenses will not be paid.)

Anticipated Start Date: As soon as possible

Location: Toronto Centre, Ontario (3 vacancies )

Skill Requirements:

Education: Some college/CEGEP/vocational or technical training, Some university

Languages: Speak English, Read English, Write English, Body language
*Hot accents preferred (i.e Scottish, British, Irish)

Work Setting: The Streets

Physical Capabilities: Must have a bod made for taking shots off, ability to give anyone the side eye on command

Tasks will include (but not restricted to):

- Transcribing for the blog/our emails/our tweets
- Stroking our egos
- Laughing at our jokes
- Spoon/hand feeding us
- Holding our hair back while vomiting
- Obsessively Googling our names

Thank you to all interested candidates, however, only qualified candidates will be contacted