Dear Rachel Evan Woods,
Get yourself your own look. It's one thing to take Dita Von Teeses Ex left overs, but to attempt to own her look just makes you look foolish.
Rachel, to put it simply, you just look like an assclown... The red lipstick, on you at least, makes me reminiscent of ronald mcdonald. And the pose has me asking, do you need help unclipping your training bra? Well while you struggle with that, let Dita show you how it's done.
figure 2.1, just another example on how much an assfool you are. If Amy Wino had a child with megatron, this would be what their baby would shit out. Now that you`re done with Marilyn Manson, why don`t we get back to the old Rachel Evan Wood look. Because I enjoyed your role in across the universe, and I say this with love, Dita just does it better.
Only stating the facts,
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