Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Rachel Evan Woods. What are you doing?


Dear Rachel Evan Woods,
Get yourself your own look. It's one thing to take Dita Von Teeses Ex left overs, but to attempt to own her look just makes you look foolish.

Rachel, to put it simply, you just look like an assclown... The red lipstick, on you at least, makes me reminiscent of ronald mcdonald. And the pose has me asking, do you need help unclipping your training bra? Well while you struggle with that, let Dita show you how it's done.



Above is all the proof you need, Dita OWNS you in the bedroom. Heck she owns everyone in the bedroom, so dont feel bad, just stop biting her shit...

figure 2.1, just another example on how much an assfool you are. If Amy Wino had a child with megatron, this would be what their baby would shit out. Now that you`re done with Marilyn Manson, why don`t we get back to the old Rachel Evan Wood look. Because I enjoyed your role in across the universe, and I say this with love, Dita just does it better.

Only stating the facts,
Steph-O

images from men.style.com, blogs.24.com, www.askmen.com

16 comments:

fuzkittie said...

PUahahaahaha!!! You're hilarious! I love this, such entertaining bashing~ LOL @ training bra!!! xDD

Lump said...

I was just thinking how much I liked her in Across the Universe. However I would have fucked Prudence instead. ;)

yiqin; said...

I used to like her a lot too. I feel so sorry for her for being wit him :/

Nina (femme rationale) said...

i know, it was getting really annoying. hopefully now she'll find who she really is since they broke up.

ginny said...

Haha - 'biting her shit'. Loves it.
And you make a valid point.

Eelie said...

lol i really like how unapologetic you are but yes i must agree with your views on Ms Evan Rachel-Wood. Its really quite sad for her

Slick said...

I don't know what she's doing but I do know what I wouldn't mind her doing ;)

Uh, did that even make sense??

Katie said...

haha i love this!

The Illest Bent Handstyle said...

I would say why so serious, but that's kinda pasée

AsianCajuns said...

I feel sorry for her if she feels like she has to be someone else! She just sounds kinda lost... so sad!
On a happier- and related note- have you seen Dita's wonderbra line?

Farren said...

I used to read the Evan Rachel Wood thread on The Fashion Spot and so I've heard all the Dita vs. Evan rants forever. I can honestly say I don't care. I don't think she's copying Dita. She's smarter than that. It just so happens that she just likes to dress like this too. I don't see the problem. She's never blatantly going out and trying to one up Dita. I'm sure she knows Dita's look is Ditas own. Plus, it's not like there haven't been a ton of pin up look alikes that have done it before Dita and will do it after Dita. It isn't an original look to Dita and although she pulls it off immensely it does not belong to her. And although I'll defend Rachel -- I do prefer her in her younger days with the Blonde and innocence. The dark look I don't like so much.

simply.steph said...

lump: yeah prudence twas the looker

the illest bent handstyle: Why so serious never gets old along with that's what she said. Or that can all just be me.

asian cajuns: I have seen her wonderbra line! I love the commercial, tried to get a peak up close but we apparently don't have it available in Canada

Farren:Well she's owning a look that really doesn't suit her. I'm saying Dita does the look, she doesn't. Adding that she is biting Dita's scene, but that can't be helped it's just how I see it.

Couture Carrie said...

Good point!
Added you to my Fellow Fashionistas, btw...

xoxox,
CC

Nepenthe said...

Dita is someone that I love to google you know? Someone who arrives at award ceremonies by carriage. She someone to ponder about however, I agree with you wholeheartedly. You should check out my blog on Kate Hudson, she's my real fashionista.

Nepenthe said...

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Daughter said...

Hilarious! And so true, why does everyone who dates MM feel the need to go all goth-i-fied even if it wasn't their original style?? Maybe he brainwashes them with his one white contact lense, which is actually the source of all of his power...

 
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